Thursday, September 20, 2007

That Taser Guy

I know this is old news now, but am I the only guy in the U.S. who, upon watching this video and hearing the guy cry "Ow! Ow! Ow!", suddenly channeled my inner Hans Gruber and began saying, "Hit him again"?

I know, I know, it's sooooo awful that the jackbooted thugs of Bushitler's AmeriKKKa are trampling on human rights and suppressing free speech, but weren't you, in your heart of hearts, hoping the same thing?

I've been suffering loudmouth jerks like that all my life, people who abuse the manners and goodwill of others to make themselves the center of attention. I'm the quiet guy that people like him trample on. And he has apparently been trampling for a while. That applause and laughter you hear as the cops are trying to lead him away is, according to at least one witness, from people who've seen this douche do the same crap at other meetings and functions.

The guy is an attention whore. He knew what was going to happen going in. He goaded it into happening. He wanted it. None of the videos show it, but I'm sure he had a tiny little stiffy right before they hit him with the juice.

As to the use of the taser itself, perfectly justified. I've watched other videos that show the action from all angles, and it appears that, even with seven cops holding him down and multiple instructions to roll over and let himself be handcuffed, he was still struggling so hard they hadn't managed to cuff his second wrist. They could have brute-forced him, possibly injuring him, or they could shock him to take the fight out of him long enough to get him cuffed safely and out of the room, which they did.

Okay, Fraze, you made your point. Now let it go!

Thank you, Cowboy, I'll take it under advisement. Now hit him AGAIN...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Your take on the Tasered guy is fine for you, but the one thing that freaks me out the most: You apparently identify with the German terrorists in "Diehard." A la "Hit him again!"

You need to think about this, dude.

Most people identify with John McClane, the American hero. Those guys Tasering that kid were the equivalent of the asshole LA deputy police chief who took over the scene.

He'd look over and see a kid waving his arms and being an idiot near the scene and say, "See that kid?! He's a threat. Taser him!"

Then Sgt. Powell would roll his eyes and McClane would click his radio -- "That asshole."

That's why conservatives are so fucked up today. They like the dimwits who take revenge on idiots and goofballs. Even more, they like the dimwits like Bush and Cheney who talk about living like they're Jack Bauer in a "24" episode, but who'd shit their pants if they were left on a street corner without their security blanket (aka the Secret Service).

That's messed up.